It's the Whedonverse Haiku Review contest and it could win you a very cute goodie bag full of stuff. Some of the things are left over from our own Buffyfests. Some are from the now extinct OMWF Sing-along gift bag. It's cute stuff...you want it and we want to give it to you.So here are the rules:
- Write a "haiku review" of any Whedonverse episode or season. Can be Buffy, Angel, Dr. Horrible, Firefly...even Serenity. Whatever inspires you. Your haiku should be in the form of 17 syllables broken into three lines of five, seven, and five syllables.
- Post your haiku in the comments section along with what you’re basing it on.
- Submissions must be received by Sunday, September 28 to be part of the contest.
The Master killed meOK, let's do this! Come up with your own haikus and put them in the comments!
but he didn't kill my strength
another is called
Prophecy Girl
A gift for my Dawn
A gift for my Destiny
A gift for my Life
Buffy Season 5 or The Gift
Odd that I should discover this contest on the same day that I discover this.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, here's one just from the top of my head:
Spike's now "The Doctor"?
Riley says that things a bear?
What the heck, people?!
As You Were
D'oh. I should have put an apostrophe in "things".
ReplyDeleteYay, our first contestant. Good one!
ReplyDeleteSunnydales gone
ReplyDeleteThe scoobies always live on
The hellmouth no more
:Chosen
Maybe one more.
She wanted a life
she couldn't have one at all
she is the slayer
:Buffy The Vampire Slayer
I hope they are Haiku's lol I'm following your instructions lol.
Xander cavalry
ReplyDeleteMost endearing coma yet
Buffy's sword mighty
Becoming Part II, Buffy Season 2
OOh these are good so far! Bitsy, put yours up!
ReplyDeleteOh, Bitsy! So funny.
ReplyDeleteThose "Five Haikus about fairly awful sitcoms." are hee.....
ReplyDelete"Prophecy Girl"
ReplyDeleteBy: Clem
Red Cool-Aid on mouth
Might to take over the world
The Master comes soon
I am the dark lord!
ReplyDeleteTremble before me! Fear me!
Hey, whose foot is....OUCH!
The last words of Gachnar, obviously, from "Fear, Itself"
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he felt like he's mine
ReplyDeletewhen he stood, kissed me (game face)
guess that means he's yours
Enemies, Faith POV
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~ Aiseene
Eeseene that was really emotional. These are going to be tough to choose from.
ReplyDeleteI sold my soul for
ReplyDeleteThe Evil League of Evil
Only a Penny.
Wow, really clever impaler general. Poor Penny.
ReplyDeleteXander saves the world;
ReplyDeletemore significant, gets laid.
No one's the wiser.
"The Zeppo"
Buffy, Hush
ReplyDeleteThey stole our voices
But we have so much to say
Let the princess scream