Yes, gentle reader, 'tis I, the Beard. I have achieved sentience and, with follicle glee, have read Angel #24, Fallen Angel: Reborn #2, and Buffy # 27. What does this newly conscious facial hair make of the week's offerings? Why not watch for yourself to find out.
Bitsy's note: My beard's views do not necessarily reflect my own. Why must you slowly take over my face and, subsequently, my thoughts, beard? Help! This beard is gnawing at my very soul it's... oh, oh my god no... AIEEEE!
OM NOM NOM ...mmm... tasty soul. Nothing to see here, folks. This is the Beard, signing off.
I enjoy the beard and the fact this was filmed in your tub and I should probably mention that I think your shirt is rad.
ReplyDeleteGreat reviews, I'm going to pic up the Buffy and Angel comics this weekend. I am really excited to read the Dru arc. (Yay Dru killing people!)
Next time I'd enjoy viewing Bitsy's Beard vlogging in the nude. Work it, baby. Work it.
ReplyDeleteGreat reviews! Can't wait till mine arrive here...
ReplyDeleteShow me what'cha workin' wit
ReplyDeleteOh yes. Got a great idea. Make it a bi-monthly or monthly post. I feel Buffyfesters would be well served for their loyal viewership if Bitsy, Tara, and Michelle, in alternating fashion, did a vlog in the tub once or twice per month. I believe we would be well served if Tara and Michelle would wear a very nice, but also very skimpy, two-piece bikini. Set the camera at a 45 degree angle in relation to the tub and I'd be very happy. Bitsy could wear a nice thong and go shirtless during his vlogs.
ReplyDeleteNow if you really want to push the edge of the envelope and please your viewership, do these posts nude. Buffy journalism at it's finest. You could call each post, respectively, "Bathin' with Bitsy's Beard" or "Tubbin' with Tara" or "Moppin' it with Michelle" and so on.
Is this a great idea, or what....
Alex B.
Bitsy's Beard for Prez!
ReplyDeleteAlex B, you little pervert you....