Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Wiki's 'Tables of Vampire Traits'

Check out this fantastic Wiki page with tables comparing vampire traits. It covers everything from Attractiveness, Weaknesses, Reproduction and more! There are some hilarious hidden gems in there, I won't spoil.

Most hilarious/annoying thing, however, is the shaftiness our vamps get on the hotness scale. The Vampire Diaries vamps are rated "alluring" but the Buffy vamps are only considered "ordinary but often above average." Which Judgy McJudge decided that? Ha!



Thanks to Jen Benn, Buffyfest reader and creator of amazing Dr Horrible and Wes ornaments, for sharing this great topic! (via Boing Boing)
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5 comments:

  1. Skytteflickan88February 20, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    *editing* added a but on the Buffy part ("pale" and the "older=more deformed" thing)

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  2. Skytteflickan88February 20, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    *a bit*

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  3. mbatzFebruary 20, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    Count Chocula is the vampire KING:) He turns milk into chocolate and levitates marshmellows...They also forgot to add that all Anita Blake vampires are weak and whipped male strippers who are in love with that "Mary Sue" Anita.

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  4. ScarFebruary 21, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    I think Buffy vampires should only be counted as ordinary, as it isn't them being vampires that makes them attractive. The attractive vampires were attractive when they were humans, and there are also ordinary and unattractive vampires (how many people will I upset if I put Angel in this categary?)

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  5. RoxieFebruary 21, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    Ok, who put the Twilight vamps skin as "queerly"?

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