Thursday, June 5, 2008

Get off my man, bitch!

Listen, here, polka dots: get your man hands the hell off of DB. If anyone gets to curl up close to that gorgeous man while he's wearing that banging suit (check out that tie, it is the shit!) it is me.... or Michelle. Probably Michelle would kick both our asses. I also have man hands. I was born a man but, then again, so were you. The point is, your dress is ugly and so are you and I hate you and please die.


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