"That's one! One felony charge for threatening a sixteen year old ah, ah... ah!" - Count Count
Here's a Buffy and Angel romance gone horribly awry that could only happen on the interwebs. Apparently a 44 year old "vampyre" (Andrew would be proud) was threatening his 16 year old internet girlfriend (vomitorium time!) so much so that she finally told him that she was a part of an elite group of vampire hunters and that she couldn't continue seeing him because he might be in danger.
I'm going to use this excuse from now on only substitute the word 'vampire' for 'douche bag'. [source]