Thursday, February 5, 2009

Newsflash: Buffy's slayerettes hunting vamps on MySpace!

"That's one! One felony charge for threatening a sixteen year old ah, ah... ah!" - Count Count


Here's a Buffy and Angel romance gone horribly awry that could only happen on the interwebs. Apparently a 44 year old "vampyre" (Andrew would be proud) was threatening his 16 year old internet girlfriend (vomitorium time!) so much so that she finally told him that she was a part of an elite group of vampire hunters and that she couldn't continue seeing him because he might be in danger.

I'm going to use this excuse from now on only substitute the word 'vampire' for 'douche bag'. [source]

2 comments:

Skytteflickan88 said...

Oh. Dear. Good. I just read the source article and I don't understand how that man is not in a asylum yet. If half of what he is charged for is true, he should be looked up until (if) they find a cure.

Sla said...

can I say just...wow, that things really happen this days...I mean the part when "she finally told him that she was a part of an elite group of vampire hunters and that she couldn't continue seeing him because he might be in danger", not the other sad part, that is just ewww.